I love black thongs
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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