yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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