We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
