I could make wine with my vomit
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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