I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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