no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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