I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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love makes seman taste better
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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