so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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