We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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