wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
