Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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