I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
All I want is dick and wine.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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