Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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