Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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