Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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