problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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