We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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