Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
why is half of my head shaved?
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