your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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