I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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