I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Everything about him screamed your future.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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