Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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