i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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