I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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