i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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