I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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