You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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