Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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