I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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