Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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