i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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