We're like a lot better than the average bears
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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