I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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