She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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