He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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