I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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