HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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