so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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