But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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