They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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