One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you didnt know i had herpes?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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