apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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