She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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