Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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