batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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