I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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