just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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