i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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