1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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