I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.