Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason