Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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