He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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