This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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