dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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